Why you don't want James Bond working for you

Just some facts..

1. James Bond is an ageless British super-spy with the ability to drink limitless vodka martinis and have sex with any woman he desires.

2. There are 22 Bond films, not counting Never Say Never Again, which is sort of like the adopted child of the Bond movies in that it exists but nobody cares about it.

3. Six actors have portrayed James Bond--Sean Connery, George 'Remember Me?' Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Remington Steele and Daniel Craig.

And here is the rest of it.