Overheard in NY

Saleslady #1: You look like one of those dolls. I forget what they're called.
Saleslady #2: A doll? Oh, like a Barbie?
Saleslady #1: Nah, not a Barbie. I forget what these dolls are called. They're kinda short...
Saleslady #2: Kinda short? A Bratz doll?
Saleslady #1: No... Ummm... No, not a Bratz doll... Oh yeah, they're called Trolls. You look like a Troll.
- at Old Navy

Girl on date: My mother had an abortion when I was 11.
Boy on date: That must be because your parents realized they could never produce anything as beautiful as you again.
-at a Restaurant, 106th St & Amsterdam


First grade girl #1: When I grow up, I wanna be a seal trainer!
First grade girl #2: When I grow up, I wanna be a seal!
- at the Bronx Zoo