The trick to raising happy kids, is to not tell them to aim for the moon and land among the stars crap... don't tell them they're gonna be world-class surgeons or presidents of countries. Get them this cubicle so they can be mentally prepared to become office drones like 80% of people become.
For a mere $2,500, daddy's little office drone gets all of this:
Furniture features:
* Flat desk area
* Left and Right built-in mouse pads
* Bench seat that fits two children and offers storage inside for supplies
* Two locking cabinet doors
* Computer wiring stores safely inside ventilated cabinet.
* Locking castors keep unit from rolling during use.
Computer equipment features:
* Think Centre PC
* Internal DVD-ROM
* 1GB RAM (minimum)
* 160GB Hard Drive (minimum)
* 10/100 Ethernet
* Microsoft® Windows
* Sound Card and 2 External Speakers
* Surge protector
* 19" Widescreen Flat Panel LCD Monitor
* Custom Little Tikes Learning keyboard and Tiny Mouse (colors are subject to change without notice)
Computer Warranty: 1-year parts and labor.
Pre-loaded educational software:
* Millie's Math House®
* Sammy's Science House®
* Bailey's Book House®
* Trudy's Time and Place®
* Thinkin' Things®
If you really want to lower their expectations for life a little more, so they can truly be happy, take them to walmart and get this toy for them.
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