Friday, May 8, 2009

The Terms "Child Safe" and "Wolverine Claws" Really Don't Mix




The Wolverine Electronic Battle Claw, $20, does get a few things right. As said above, the "blades" are retractable. And slashing produces a surely craptastic series of sound effects necessary in any child's toy.

But not only are the plastic claws dull as can be—they're topped with a childproof bulbous surface, ruining any delusions of superhero identity while dually preventing the claw from ever picking your nose...though probably making the toy a bit more pleasant for "my first rectal examination."

And here is the rest of it.

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