Sunday, September 12, 2010

This is why I love the InterwebzZ


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Star Wars + Bohemian Rhapsody = Midichlorian Rhapsody Win!



What do you get when you mix Star Wars with Bohemian Rhapsody?! Midichlorian Rhapsody Win!!!!!

If I don't win this speed pod race tomorrowww.. i'll be humming this all day.

Also, loooveee the piano darkside bit at the end... = AWESOME!
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Melon Face Fail!



For those of you who watch Amazing Race, may have witnessed this epic melon FAIL!!! That must have hurt like something sasha fierce, but of course I couldn't help but laugh. Man, melon karma will probably come around for me. (*runs and cowers under staircase)
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Saturday, September 11, 2010

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Awesome Cover of Michael Jackson's Beat It


People like this elicit awe, jealousy, and depression from me.
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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

CANT. STOP. LAUGHING.






this one tickles me the most!! hahahiwheafpoiuwpeoaigujaklw;rjaoiupapa

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Thursday, June 10, 2010

How BP Deals with Coffee Spills


BP: Bringing oil to American shores...
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Monday, June 7, 2010

Blueberries! It's Yumma!


my new favorite video...
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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Inspector Gadget on Beer Bottles... awesome


I loved Inspector Gadget when I was younger, watching it religiously and always wondering what the CLAW looked like... well here's a throwback with some beer bottles.. cleverrrrrr
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Thursday, May 20, 2010

The Real Nintendo World... imagined.



IF I were president (which I will be)... I will mandate that each city must have at least one console building... and i'm not discriminating here... i fully expect nintendo consoles, sony's, segas, xboxes, etc.... and every state MUST pick a nintendo character as their mascot (cause lord knows that I love a good flag with a picture of yoshi on it! w00t!)

what building would you want to live/work in??

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Monday, May 17, 2010

6 awesomely ridiculous chinese superhero knockoffs




It's a bird it's a plane it's.... SPECIAL MAN!!! He's not just any man, he's SPECIAL MAN!!! he has special x-ray vision, special flying capabilities, and really special strength!!! His other friends have awesomely ridiculous names as well!
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Saturday, May 15, 2010

A Real Paper Airplane


People Too's paper airplane cabin is amazing. Check out the level of detail on each of the characters and even the food tray that the stewardess is holding... hit the jump for more pics!

[People Too]









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Friday, May 14, 2010

Canabalt Typing Tutor



Canabalt, one of my favorite simple flash games, has gotten even better by allowing you the option to jump using different keys on the keyboard. Do and Learn! This will teach those little 2 year old bastards to type even earlier than ever before!
Hit the link!
[Canabalt]
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Jedi A-holes


Interested in finding out what were to happen if a couple immature a-holes had Jedi powers? Watch the video...
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Android vs. Video Games


A graphic designer got bored and decided to remix the Android mascot with some Video Game mascots... my favorite has GOT to be Big Daddy from Bioshock. Hit the jump for the rest!






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Best Visual Illusion of 2010


This is the Winner of the Best Visual Illusion of 2010, created by Kokichi Sugihara. Wooden balls roll up to the ramps to the middle like magic magnets, but are really rolling down as you can see when you view it from a different perspective.

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Time-Lapse Google Logo


The employees of London's Google office decided to use 884 photos to make this Google logo, which leads me to believe that they have a lot of time on their hands. Now's the time to strip the dead weight Google! Jk!
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Pixar's UP vs. Gran Torino


Don't mess with the grumpy old guy, and definitely keep off his lawn!
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Rider Fail... Bike Win!


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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Yoda Cloud



Do you see it?????!!! DO YA?!
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Thursday, May 6, 2010

Perfect Keyhole for Drunks (and perverts)



Wow, since they first invented keyholes and alcohol, drunks all throughout history have stood outside their door trying to fit their key in the hole for hours... well now no more!! This keyhole (vagina) now lets all drunks have easy access to their homes.. finallyyy an easy keyhole (slut) to help us drunks...
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Tetris God



i swearr.. the tetris god hates me! this happens to me all the time... curse you tetris god!!!!!! (shakes fist)

(hehe, nestle it in the bosom.. yes.. )
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Cold Steel Two Handed Sword



I don't know what makes me laugh more. 'Flick Flick Flick and off comes a part... 20 lbs of beef' or the fact that they brought in another guy to do the chin ups... or maybe even the fact that the sword does look awkward as one guy wasn't strong enough to hold the sword upright and decidedly posed with it at a downward angle... what do you think?
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Girls are Bad at Sound Effects (except me of course)


I'm not sure if i posted the first "girls are bad at sound effects" video, so I just decided to go ahead and post up this one.. enjoy! pew pew pew!!
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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

That's Oddly Specific...



Where exactly IS this allowed? Well wherever it is, I sure as hell want to go!! unless it's Jurassic Park, because we all know how that story ends... with awesome dinosaurs flying around! w00t!
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WTF Did I Just Watch Video Compilation


Seriously.. WTF did I just watch??? here's a compilation of the weirdest moments tv's brought us.... and some of it's scary as hell... and i'm still here scratching my head about some of these clips.... but you gotta love the 80's music tho... I'm a Disco Dancer too!!!
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Star Wars Lego Trilogy = Awesome


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Friday, April 30, 2010

Classy Vintage Watch



It's that time of year!!! Yeap! Mother's Day is around the corner! what? you didn't get her a gift yet? why.. lookie here! a classy vintage watch that she'll love!! (well your dad will prolly like it more).
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Seriously?? The Better Marriage Blanket


ehh i don't need one because:
1. I'm not married (woot!)
2. I always sleep with a gas mask on.
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Sunday, April 25, 2010

Overheard in NY

Saleslady #1: You look like one of those dolls. I forget what they're called.
Saleslady #2: A doll? Oh, like a Barbie?
Saleslady #1: Nah, not a Barbie. I forget what these dolls are called. They're kinda short...
Saleslady #2: Kinda short? A Bratz doll?
Saleslady #1: No... Ummm... No, not a Bratz doll... Oh yeah, they're called Trolls. You look like a Troll.
- at Old Navy

Girl on date: My mother had an abortion when I was 11.
Boy on date: That must be because your parents realized they could never produce anything as beautiful as you again.
-at a Restaurant, 106th St & Amsterdam


First grade girl #1: When I grow up, I wanna be a seal trainer!
First grade girl #2: When I grow up, I wanna be a seal!
- at the Bronx Zoo

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Ahhh... my future neighbors

On Overheard in NY

Kid in car, screaming at top of his lungs in parked car: Just a small town girl living in a lonely world she took...
From random window: If she doesn't shut the fuck up she'll take a midnight train to my foot up her ass!

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Pic of the Day


Nice View, Man!!! oh sorry, didn't mean to interrupt your zen meditation you crazy rockclimbing half naked guy.
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Sex Offender Locator: you're doing it wrong



This is a geolocational fail from an iPhone app called "Sex Offender Search, which, thanks to Megan's Law, allows you mobile access to a database of sex offenders.

I think the makers of the app may want to consider hiring a copywriter... or perhaps a lawyer.

hahah Fail!!

[SFWeekly]
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The Idiot's Guide to America



hahahha I like New England's description
However I did add in my own modifications. But you can't tell what I added!!! ok ok fine.. the crappy 5-year old handwriting is mine.. but writing on a track pad is hard!!! I guess I should stop being a lazy and buy some batteries for my mouse...
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Baby Kong and the Empire State Finger


afejkl;ajelwfakejkk so cute!
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For all you True BLood Fans


This is a great idea! For those who can't wait for the next season, True Blood series creator Alan Ball produced six-mini-episodes that will take place between seasons 2 and 3 and, starting May 2nd, will play every Sunday on HBO!

Hit the jump for some more "Waiting Sucks" promos!


Sam Version


Tara Version

AND of course.... an Eric Tease!!

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Saturday, April 24, 2010

8-year old cover of "Hey, Soul Sister" on Uke


Can you say cuuuuuuuuutteeee???!!!
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N64 = Koala's Face??



hmmm who knew?

[PSA]
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Monday, April 19, 2010

What life is REALYY like after you rescue the princess



Ever wonder what really happens after you rescue the princess at the end of a video game? The exact same thing that would happen in real life if you wanted to get with one.

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Rectum Bar in all its glory (hole)



How many nights have you and your friends wanted to hang out and drink but never could decide on the place to do so? Well, I bring you the Rectum Bar outside Vienna, Austria. This place has the whole digestive track, with the tongue, stomach, small and intestines and the anus - all anatomically correct (except for the large intestine). This place is the SH1T!! get it?? get it??

Hit the jump for another look from the rear... hahhahah i crack myself up.

[Gearfuse]


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McDonald's Trains New Employees with this Nintendo DS Game



A Bloomberg report brings us this look at McDonald's own DS employee training software that's used in Japan. It's like Cooking Mama but when you fail, you just don't get an angry mama, but a pink slip.. hahahh

ps. how does that reporter woman even dare call it a nsds?? psh.. and she calls herself asian..
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Eyjafjallajökull Daily CO2 Output Puny Compared to European Aviation Industry



For those of you who live under a rock, Europe was rocked (har har) by the active eruptions of Mt. Eyjafjallajökull (say it 3 times fast!) in Iceland. The massive ash plumes have wreaked havoc on European travel as the Europe banned all air travel to and from the EU. So what does this really mean.

As you can see in this graph, the European aviation industry's daily CO2 output completely surpasses Eyjafjallajökull with a daily total of 344,109 tons of CO2 per day. It dwarfs the volcano's 15,000 tons to a tiny little triangle.

Anyways, although travelers are hatin' on the volcano for grounding and/or stranding them for days on end, the earth sure is having a good laugh. Hit the jump for awesome pictures of the little volcano that could (and did).













A screen shot from FlightRader24.com showing air traffic over Europe, and places where airpots are closed on Friday Night. The yellow plans were flights in the air at the time the map was made.

[nytimes, gizmodo]
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