One elbow support away from disaster.
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Sunday, May 24, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
The Japanese Office
An SNL Digital Short: The Japanese Office
Pamopamopamopamo.....san
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Girl with Two Heads or Two Girls with One Body
Abigail "Abby" Loraine Hensel and Brittany "Britty" Lee Hensel (born March 7, 1990, Carver County, Minnesota, United States), are highly symmetric dicephalic parapagus conjoined twins, and further, tribrachius, bipedus. They have two spines and separate half-sacrums, which converge distally within a slightly broad pelvis. They each control and sense their corresponding arm and leg; a third, rudimentary central arm was amputated in infancy.
-wikipedia
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Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Mario loves them shrooms!
Though only a silhouette exists, my detective work tells me that someone going under the alias of “Toad” is dealing shrooms. Lots of shrooms. At $20 an eighth, these are going fast and I’m worried Mario might be caught up in the mix. Rehab? We’ve considered it. But then we wouldn’t feel so big and powerful anymore and that’s just not an option right now with Princess Peach all locked up and what not. Hit the jump for more details and a shot of the actual tee worn by an ugly guy.
The best part about all this shroomery is that this design is on a t-shirt designed by one Ian Summers. At $18, it’s cheaper than drugs!
[Gearfuse]
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Monday, May 18, 2009
US soldier fights Taliban wearing pink boxers
Spc. Zachery Boyd, 19, or Fort Worth, TX, was asleep when enemy fighters attacked his base in the Korengal Valley in Kunar province. He had enough time to put on his helmet and body armor but had to dispense with his uniform. Unfortunately, the resulting unorthodox approach to battle camouflage - pink "I love NY" underwear and a bright red T-shirt - was captured by a photographer.
Army Specialist Boyd phoned home to warn his family in Texas that the photo was about to appear on the front page of the New York Times.
"It was typical. He has always been an interesting little character," said his mother, Sheree.
"He said: 'I hear the Times is what they put on the president's desk'," she said.
"Then he told us: 'I may not have a job anymore after the president has seen me out of uniform'."
hahah that's awesome.. i also like how he's wearing flip flops...
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AMAZED doctors - Twins born to different dads
Justin and Jordan Washington are not your average twin brothers. They may have arrived in the world just seven minutes apart but they don’t look much alike. You might say, “Oh well… that happens.” But it’s definitely not what you think it is.
These boys have different dads!
According to experts, there is only a one-in-a-million chance of twins having different biological fathers.
Mia Washington of Dallas, Texas admitted she was having an affair when she conceived. Her husband James and her lover managed to fertilize two different eggs, which made the twins, in reality, half-brothers.“Out of all people in America and of all people in the world, it had to happen to me. I’m very shocked,” Fox News quoted Mia as saying.So she had the babies, now 11 months old, DNA tested and discovered Jordan was James’s son while Justin was fathered by her lover.
When twins have two fathers, doctors call it heteropaternal superfecundation. It’s so rare; there are only a handful of documented cases in the world.
Mia said she plans to tell the boys about their DNA differences when they’re old enough to understand. As for the other father, she has no plans to tell him.
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Human 'Killer Chip' = WTF?
An inventor from Saudi Arabia was recently denied a German patent for what is being described as a 'killer chip.' What is a killer chip? Sour Cream and Onion Pringle, hands down.
The basic model would consist of a tiny GPS transceiver placed in a capsule and inserted under a person's skin, so that authorities could track him easily. Model B would have an extra function -- a dose of cyanide to remotely kill the wearer without muss or fuss if authorities deemed he'd become a public threat.
The inventor said the chip could be used to track terrorists, criminals, fugitives, illegal immigrants, political dissidents, domestic servants and foreigners overstaying their visas.
"The invention will probably be found to violate paragraph two of the German Patent Law -- which does not allow inventions that transgress public order or good morals.
dumb...
[Saudi 'Killer Chip']
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Again, another dorm used as a giant display
This is a video of students from the Polish Wroclaw University of Technology turning one of their dorms into a giant 12 x 10 four-color display. They play all kinds of games and animations, so feel free to skip around and realize just how much time was wasted. The group calls themselves P.I.W.O., which is apparently the equivalent of B.E.E.R. in English... [Dormitory as Huge Display]
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Experiment: Which dog do women like best?
This is a video of an experiment called 'Puppy Pulling Power' that helps determine which breed of dog women respond to most. Basically, some guy attached a digital camera to a dog's collar that takes a picture everytime it detects a smile. Or boobs. Quite possibly boobs. Anyways, hit the jump for the graph showing the success of the various dogs, and a longer, 10 minute movie about the project.
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WTF? Twittering Toilet tweets your poo
Now I've seen it all. That's right, a toilet that Twitters everytime it's flushed. The Twitter cycle of poo is now complete. Ehh, it's not too ridiculous. It's prolly as interesting as most Tweets i guess.. [Hacklab]
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World's craziest guy drives in the largest loop-the-loop
Stuntman Steve Truglia drives a puny Toyota around a loop-the-loop in a record-setting stunt for a British TV show Fifth Gear. The full stunt, safe descent (hopfully) included, airs this Saturday.. This also makes me wonder what his GPS was saying while he was doing this...
This is definitely not the time to be having second thoughts. If Truglia had been too timid in his acceleration, his yellow Toyota would have reached the top of the track and dropped like a stone. But if he had driven in too fast, the G-force generated could have knocked him unconscious. Either way, his route down from the high point of the 40 ft loop would have been, shall we say, less than graceful. But as this extraordinary picture shows, Mr. Truglia's timing and speed were perfect.
Mr. Truglia approaches the loop, driving at 37 mph. [Dailymail]
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Team Fortress 2: Meet the Spy
This is for you TF2 fans... the official video for Meet the Spy...
Meet the Spy, one of nine playable character classes in Team Fortress 2. He is deadly—handsome, that is. But mostly deadly. He is a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma, shrouded in riddles, lovingly sprinkled with intrigue, express mailed to Mystery, Alaska, and LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! but it is too late. You're dead. For he is the Spy—globetrotting rogue, lady killer (metaphorically) and mankiller (for real).
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Sunday, May 17, 2009
Clock Clock Design Clocks In With 24 Analog Clocks To Tell Time
Twenty-four wrongs make a right when it comes to telling time with Clock Clock.
Designed by Swedish designers Humans since 1982, the Clock Clock's 48 hands will never give you the correct time unless you take all of them in at once. But when you do... POW! Time to start telling time in convoluted a way as possible. [Dezeen]
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Friday, May 15, 2009
MLIAs of the Day
Today, my internet stopped working. I went upstairs to find my router and unplugged it. A few minutes later, I plugged it back in and started surfing websites again. MLIA.
Today, I turned on the radio but a commercial was on. I listened anyways. MLIA.
Today, I spilled ketchup on my shirt, so I dipped my napkin in my water and got it out the best I could. MLIA.
Today, I did the bench press at the gym. It was too heavy so I took 10lbs off each side and lifted that instead. MLIA
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Today, I turned on the radio but a commercial was on. I listened anyways. MLIA.
Today, I spilled ketchup on my shirt, so I dipped my napkin in my water and got it out the best I could. MLIA.
Today, I did the bench press at the gym. It was too heavy so I took 10lbs off each side and lifted that instead. MLIA
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Thursday, May 14, 2009
Study ball enslaves the lazy you
Simply put, it's a 20-pound ball attached to a shackle with a study timer that can be set for up to four hours. When the time has elapsed, the shackle will unlock. And no, this is not a concept—it actually exists. In fact, you can purchase one for around $115. But honestly, when I procrastinate, it's not because i'm running around everywhere and not sitting at my desk, it's because i'm sitting at my desk and surfing the net... they need a net ball...
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Meatcards.com!
Why give out business cards when you can give out meatcards? That way, your clients will forever remember your company as their roll-a-dex starts smelling like beef. Unless, of course, they eat the jerkey in which case your number will end up in a pile somewhere at the sanitation department.
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Wednesday, May 13, 2009
100x100 In N' Out Burger
Old and should belong in thisiswhyyourefat.com but nonetheless good enough for boom in the box. did i just write nonetheless? Link Read more!
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Summer = Mojito = Awesome!
ahh.. summer's almost here, and you know what that means?!! it means it's time to do the mojito!! I love mojito's so much, it may be the only drink with rum that i'd drink. Enjoy one of my favorite commercials and get ready to partyyy!!! WOOT!
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Awesome Flip Win!!
I totallyyy thought he was gonna fall and break his head.. but surprisingly he made it in a graceful flip! I think we've gotten so used to Fails, that we forget that there are people who actually successfully complete stupid idiotic ideas.
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Monday, May 11, 2009
Weirdest Car Crash
I count 25.. how many did you see? I bet they were so packed in there that they didn't even bruise.. hahhaha
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Japanese Lesson, Learning English
An oldie but goodie.. i like how he tries to keep reading Venice, but ends up saying Victor hahahhah
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World's Smallest Cheeseburger Combo Meal
This is the world's smallest (and cutest) combo meal. It consists of a little cheeseburger with all the fixins, a very small fry, and a miniscule soda. It's all real too. Hit the jump to see just how small it is (burger is about 1" round), along with a link to more pictures of its making. No word on what kind of children's toy was included, but, if I had to guess, a choking hazard. Get it? Because it's so small.
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Small Cheeseburger Combo
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'Love Story' meets 'Viva la Vida' = absolutely amazing
Jon Schmidt's Arrangement that mix/mashes Taylor Swift's 'Love Story' and Coldplay's 'Viva la Vida' is absolutely amazing and they feature the piano and cello, both of which I play. An like a caring and awesome father, he dedicates this to his 7 year old daughter Sarah who loves 'Love Story.' Watch it or just leave it on the in background, but whatever you do, just listen to it.. I bet it'll make you feel all nice and gooey inside (aka human)
Jon Schmidt
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Sunday, May 10, 2009
The Ultimate S Ring!
This Pheromone Emitting Seduction Ring allows you to give off a scent that triggers the "mate with me" part of the recipients brain and attack you a vicious BEAST a la Axe. This ring comes with three scents for each sex, all custom mixed. You have to inject the perfumes into the ring with a hypodermic needle. Then with a squeeze to the side of the ring, the small piezo tubes contract, emitting the scent. This also kinda reminds me of 'Sex Panther' from Anchorman.. hahha.. but I think some people will have better luck getting laid with chlorofoam...
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There are six scents - three for men, three for women. One set will release cortisol in women's blood, making them relaxed, while the other contains women's phermones, which may raise testosterone in men.
Inside the ring, there's a set of piezo tubes that hold the perfume - they contract, releasing the perfume when you squeeze the ring's side.
NYU ITP via Gizmodo
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Top 10 Flight of the Conchords Clips
The Guardian.co.uk compiled a list of the top 10 clips from Flight of the Conchords.. hahha they're hilarious!! hit the jump for the clips.
1. Hihopopotamus vs Rhymenoceros
Bret and Jemaine take on a pair of muggers with some unforgettable lyrics – and some great dance moves. Their rhymes prove they are more than Kanye West's equal in the rap arena: "I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous/My beats are fly and the birds are on my back/And I'm horny"
2. Ladies of the World.
The boys do their bit for international relations by running through a list of nationalities they'd date - love the way they rhyme "Dominican" with "amphibian". "All the ladies in the world/I wanna get next to you/Show you some gratitude/By makin' love to you it's the least we can do"
3. Business Time
A (slightly creepy) picture of sex in a long-term relationship: "Tuesday night's the night that we go and visit your mother, but Wednesday night is the night that we make love. 'Cause everything is just right conditions are perfect. There's nothing good on TV. Conditions are perfect."
4. Inner City Pressure
Bret and Jemaine send up Pet Shop Boys' West End Girls in admirably moody style. "So you think maybe you'll be a prostitute/Just to pay for your lessons, you're learning the flute/The ladies won't pay you very much for this/Looks like you'll never be a concert flautist"
5. Bret, You've Got It Going On
Jemaine tries to cheer up Bret by offering him some man love: "I said Bret you got it going on!/Not in a gay way, just in a 'Hey mate I wanted to say that your looking OK mate!'"
6. Motha'uckas
The musical pimps go all gangsta rap as they get their own back on a racist grocery shop owner: "The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin' grocery/The mutha ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi/The shi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious/Cut the cra-/I need my Red Delicious"
7. If You're Into It
What sounds at first like a sweet folky love song by Bret soon heads into sleazier territory: "And then maybe later/We get hot by the refrigerator/In the kitchen next to the pantry/You think that might be what you fancy?"
8. The Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room)
Jemaine does his best Prince impression as he homes to seal the deal with Sally (Rachel Blanchard, familiar as Nancy from Peep Show): "Cause you're so beautiful.../Like a tree. Or a high class prostitute/You're so beautiful/You could be a part time model"
9. Bowie
Bit of an obvious take-off of David Bowie, but with a few standout puns: "Hey Bowie, do you have one really funky sequined space suit?/Or do you have several ch-changes?"
10. Frodo, Don't Wear The Ring
This Lord of the Rings spoof is perhaps more memorable for the video than the song; Mel makes a great Galadriel. But hey, it's a great video. "Hey Frodo, what you doing wearing the ring?/All powerful jewellery, is that your new thing?/I know it's hard when you're little more than three foot four/Your little ass so close to the floor/Trying to lead your fellows to the gates of Mordor"
[guardian.co.uk]
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Mother lover!
In the spirit of Mother's Day, be a mother lover, cause every Mother's Day deserves a Mother's Night.
"I can be be the syrup and she can be my waffle!" hahahha
Happy Mother's day! For the first Dick in the Box video and a Disney parody of it, hit the jump!
Here's the Disney version of "Dick in a Box" hahhaha
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Dominos Pizza: A Conundrum.
I'm blogging another person's blog. How pathetic. Read. Funny.
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Saturday, May 9, 2009
CONGRATULATIONS
TO SUE for FINISHING HER LAST FINAL! YAAAYYYY And here is the rest of it.
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Friday, May 8, 2009
Disney Fail
I love Beauty and the Beast. It's one of my favorite Disney movies of all time. And this picture is just really funny to me for some reason
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Why you don't want James Bond working for you
Just some facts..
1. James Bond is an ageless British super-spy with the ability to drink limitless vodka martinis and have sex with any woman he desires.
2. There are 22 Bond films, not counting Never Say Never Again, which is sort of like the adopted child of the Bond movies in that it exists but nobody cares about it.
3. Six actors have portrayed James Bond--Sean Connery, George 'Remember Me?' Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Remington Steele and Daniel Craig.
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Long-Exposure Shot of a Roomba's Path Shows Beautifully Organized Chaos
Ever wonder what the path of a Roomba looks like as it cleans your house? It's an amazing combination of randomness and precision, as shown by this long-exposure shot.
The shot was taken by shutting off all the lights in the room for 30 minutes and taking a long exposure of the path the Roomba took while cleaning up. It's beautiful and surprising. I always assumed it worked with using some sort of grid, but that clearly isn't the case at all.
Here is the Roomba's slave driver...
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Super Slo Mo Surfing in HD is Amazing..
HD super slow motion video of big wave surfer Dylan Longbottom in a 12 foot monster barrel - the first shots of their kind ever recorded. SOOO awesome..
Don't forget to watch it in HD... to watch it in bigger format on the youtube site, double-click on the video.
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Marvel Pogs = currency in US armed forces..
Everyone remembers POGS right?? I had a huge collection of them with awesome slammers with 8-balls.. haha brings back memories.. thought it was a dying fad? Think again.
The Army Air Force Exchange services (AAFES) AAFES has been using pogs – 1.5-inch polystyrene discs, for those who don't recall the 90's fad – as currency on military bases in Afghanistan and Iraq since 2001. Putting Marvel super heroes on the pogs in June 2008 simply made the program a little bit cooler.
"We can't print money," said Dr. Jim Skibo, VP of Marketing and Advertising for the AAFES. "[And] we will not ship coinage into the warzone. It costs a small fortune to ship stuff like that, so we use [the pogs] as gift certificates."
After AAFES sent Marvel a list of suggested characters that included Spider-Man, Spider-Woman and Silver Surfer—Captain America, Iron Man and She-Hulk made the final cut to appear on the pogs, being given values of 25, 10 and five cents respectively.
Unfortunately for Marvelites, AAFES won't issue any pogs to non-military personnel. If you want 'em, your best bet is to check eBay (using AAFES + pogs in the search engine).
Think of the AAFES pogs like chips in a casino; the pog, like a casino chip, is assigned a monetary value and can be traded in for cash when a soldier has completed his or her tour of duty.
Pretty awesome.. pogs = money... now i have to go dig out my old collection..
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Chimp in Zoo Sex Attack!!
COPS are investigating a chimp after it tried to RAPE a female zoo keeper. WTF?!!!
Terrified Valentina Kirilova had to fight off the sex-crazed primate when he grabbed her as she gave him a banana at Rostov Zoo in Russia.
Valentina said of the attack: “I have spent a lot of time around the primates but I’d never imagined that a lonely chimpanzee could see me as a sex object.”
The lusty ape, called Otello, broke the horrified keeper’s wrist as he pulled her into his cage and began to attack her.
“When I tried to pass a banana to him, the chimpanzee grabbed my hand and pulled me into the cage and tried to rape me,” said Valentina.
She was only saved when her screams brought other keepers running, who pulled the furious chimp off her.
Doctors treated Valentina for shock.
Now police are to quiz zoo staff about how the attack happened.
One keeper said: “It’s a serious matter. If that had been a member of the public we would all be in court by now.”
so the chimp is getting off scot-free?! now all the rapists are gonna go dressing around in chimp costumes... so watch out!!
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The Terms "Child Safe" and "Wolverine Claws" Really Don't Mix
The Wolverine Electronic Battle Claw, $20, does get a few things right. As said above, the "blades" are retractable. And slashing produces a surely craptastic series of sound effects necessary in any child's toy.
But not only are the plastic claws dull as can be—they're topped with a childproof bulbous surface, ruining any delusions of superhero identity while dually preventing the claw from ever picking your nose...though probably making the toy a bit more pleasant for "my first rectal examination."
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With the advent of technology... Wires Galore
Just cut the blue one!! I said the blue one only!!!
The above picture is insane. I bet there's a ton of those running under my school right now. However, this one is just neatly contained. Hit the jump for some crazy wiring messes.
in Ho Chi Minh City, Saigon
Again in Saigon, what is it about Vietnam and extreme wiring?
This is a total and utter mess.. one wrong trip and boom! you're screwed...
are chips supposed to be wired like that?
I would post some more crazy wired messes but i just couldn't take the catastrophically scary images of how our lives are just a tangled web of lines and cables and wires.. Now.. to satisfy my OCD side... =)
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Thursday, May 7, 2009
Boneless Belt Separates Your Fat Into Small Segments, Shames You
This horrifying belt separates your fatty stomach into segments because, in Japan, fat people are stupid and lazy and think this will help them lose weight.
This is how it supposedly works:
In effect, the structure of the rubber belt is a large mesh grid that splits the dieter's belly, side and back fat into easily manageable blobs. This allows for increased metabolic consumption of calories and raises the propensity for increased blood flow values. More blood flow = more heat = more burning of fat.
You know what really burns fat? Exercising and not eating fast food every day. But hey, exercising won't make your fat stomach look like it has a dozen little boobs on it.
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Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Kid thinks he's hula hooping...
hahha this kid looks all spastic... we prolly look like that on the wii fit.. hahha
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World Record for Highest Dive: 172 feet
Who's that guy who only gave him a 7.5? Oh he's probably the guy who dove 171 feet from the sky. Lame. Skip to a 1:10 for some action.
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Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Simpsons Theme song a capella
They did a pretty good job considering the song kinda sounds like a melodic chaotic mess... i like it when they make the car beep sound at 0:18 hahha i could listen to that all day...
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In the spirit of large congealed masses..
The Blobfish, nicknamed the Ziggy fish, lives so deep in the ocean that rather than expending energy on swimming in the immense pressure, its body is made of a gelatinous mass slightly less dense than water, allowing it to simply float slightly above the floor. The fish eats whatever food happens to be in front of it at the moment, proving that a creature with an utter lack of ambition still has a niche somewhere. This gives me hope..
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Free KFC: Only 24 hours till expiration!
Free KFC Coupon from Oprah
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