Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Taiwanese Lin Yu Chun = Whitney Houston???


Ok Ok i know this video is old, but I felt it deserved it's rightful place on Boom in the Box. I mean if I posted about Susan Boyle, I might as well right? When I first heard this kid sing, I only heard the audio since my friends were playing the video in the backseat of my car while I was f****ng driving them for 5 whole hours... anyways.. at the time, I was sooo sure that the audio was dubbed with the real Whitney Houston's version, but I guess watching the video now, it's plausible..... so if i just get fatter and get a bowl hair cut and wear a red bow tie, I could sing like Whitney Houston??? Right on!!
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Iron Man USB Drive!!



OMGLKFJELKWJ:EKJ IRON MANLFKJEWL:KJF! I want.. ehh but not really. $40 for a 4GB USB drive? Pleaseee... i can buy a good ol' strip dance from a Chippendale's dancer with that kinda money... ok... fine fine.. i'll settle for a Danny DeVito strip tease.
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Suck it Harry Potter! Here's a REAL Invisibility Cloak



Ok. Sort of.
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Baby's First Cubicle: Most Depressing Toy Everrrr



The trick to raising happy kids, is to not tell them to aim for the moon and land among the stars crap... don't tell them they're gonna be world-class surgeons or presidents of countries. Get them this cubicle so they can be mentally prepared to become office drones like 80% of people become.

For a mere $2,500, daddy's little office drone gets all of this:

Furniture features:
* Flat desk area
* Left and Right built-in mouse pads
* Bench seat that fits two children and offers storage inside for supplies
* Two locking cabinet doors
* Computer wiring stores safely inside ventilated cabinet.
* Locking castors keep unit from rolling during use.
Computer equipment features:
* Think Centre PC
* Internal DVD-ROM
* 1GB RAM (minimum)
* 160GB Hard Drive (minimum)
* 10/100 Ethernet
* Microsoft® Windows
* Sound Card and 2 External Speakers
* Surge protector
* 19" Widescreen Flat Panel LCD Monitor
* Custom Little Tikes Learning keyboard and Tiny Mouse (colors are subject to change without notice)
Computer Warranty: 1-year parts and labor.
Pre-loaded educational software:
* Millie's Math House®
* Sammy's Science House®
* Bailey's Book House®
* Trudy's Time and Place®
* Thinkin' Things®


If you really want to lower their expectations for life a little more, so they can truly be happy, take them to walmart and get this toy for them.



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Monday, April 12, 2010

This is how you do it Blockbuster.


This is how my local video store, called 'Movies and Shiet' organizes their movies in a simple and logical way. Keep up Blockbuster.
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Custom Super Paper Mario Nike Dunks


Can we say AWESOME?! These are available for about $140 (89.99 british 'ollars) and these are actually custom painted and are currently sold out, because Paper Mario came to life and pwned them!!! Btw. you can also get sneaks with a picture of Mario's lesser known brother (was Luifi his name? doesn't matter) also.
[HappyCash Fashion]
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See the Moon in 3-D!



You can see the Moon in 3-D!! You don't even have to leave your computer to go outside to do it! Just hit the jump and click on the picture to make it larger, so you'll get the full effect. Just cross your eyes like you did for Magic Eye pictures when you were little, before a bully just smacked you in the head and called you an R-Tard. Move your head back a little bit until the two middle images overlap. and Voila! the moon in 3-d.
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