Mermaid Fail

Don't mock her! Or else she'll start waving her wand and screaming hexes at you!
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Worst Placed Runway EVER

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WTF? Twittering Toilet tweets your poo

Now I've seen it all. That's right, a toilet that Twitters everytime it's flushed. The Twitter cycle of poo is now complete. Ehh, it's not too ridiculous. It's prolly as interesting as most Tweets i guess.. [Hacklab]
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Study ball enslaves the lazy you

Simply put, it's a 20-pound ball attached to a shackle with a study timer that can be set for up to four hours. When the time has elapsed, the shackle will unlock. And no, this is not a concept—it actually exists. In fact, you can purchase one for around $115. But honestly, when I procrastinate, it's not because i'm running around everywhere and not sitting at my desk, it's because i'm sitting at my desk and surfing the net... they need a net ball...
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Boneless Belt Separates Your Fat Into Small Segments, Shames You

This horrifying belt separates your fatty stomach into segments because, in Japan, fat people are stupid and lazy and think this will help them lose weight.

This is how it supposedly works:

In effect, the structure of the rubber belt is a large mesh grid that splits the dieter's belly, side and back fat into easily manageable blobs. This allows for increased metabolic consumption of calories and raises the propensity for increased blood flow values. More blood flow = more heat = more burning of fat.

You know what really burns fat? Exercising and not eating fast food every day. But hey, exercising won't make your fat stomach look like it has a dozen little boobs on it.

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